He Drunkenly Stole A Bulldozer, Ran Over A Fence, & Took Someone’s Political Sign
James Blight of Haines City, Fla. told police that he had been drinking whiskey all day and couldn't remember what he had be up to. Turns out, he stole a bulldozer and dug Biden signs out of people's yards - and ran over some poor woman's fence.
Bay News 9 reports that the man was charged with grand theft auto and trespassing.
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