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THE “DUMMY OF THE WEEK” NOMINEES…

NUMBER ONE: The Jets, for that time-out gaffe at the end of the loss to Green Bay. Someone should be IN ”time out” for depriving QB Geno Smith of one of the few NFL TDs he’ll have!…NUMBER TWO: Those LSU lovebirds who fell over while sucking face at the game and knocked over a row of fans minding their own business! Get a room! Or at least, take it outside to the parking lot…NUMBER THREE: Phillies’ pitcher Jon Papelbon, for his crotch-grab aimed at fans. That brings him right down to Roseanne Barr’s level!…Catch more from Dave Coombs on Twitter

THE “DUMMY OF THE WEEK” CANDIDATES…

Jonathan Papelbon

NUMBER ONE: The Jets, for that time-out gaffe at the end of the loss to Green Bay. Someone should be IN ”time out” for depriving QB Geno Smith of one of the few NFL TDs he’ll have!…NUMBER TWO: Those LSU lovebirds who fell over while sucking face and knocked over a row of fans! Get a room! Or at least, take it outside to the parking lot…NUMBER THREE: Phillies’ pitcher Jon Papelbon (inset), for his crotch-grab aimed at fans. That brings him right down to Roseanne Barr’s level!…Catch more from Dave Coombs on Twitter

HELP ME HELP KIDS…AND WIN!

I’m golfing in a par-3 shootout ALL DAY September 9th, in order to raise money for Todd’s Fund, a great group that helps Central New York kids whose lives have been turned upside down by tragedies.

Please click the link above for info on how to make a small donation. If I reach a total of $1000 by September 9th, I’ll pick THREE donators at random to join me for a day of golf and dinner at a later date. Thanks!

THE “DUMMY OF THE WEEK” NOMINEES…

josina

NUMBER ONE: Alan Branch, for blowing his shot at the NFL by blowing a big number in a DWI. Right after he vomited out his driver’s side door during a traffic stop! The Buffalo Bills said buh-bye, but at least Branch has his Michigan education to fall back on…NUMBER TWO: Those complaining about grunting at tennis matches…Come on, man! It’s half the reason we’re watching the early rounds of the US Open…NUMBER THREE: ESPN’s Josina Anderson (inset), for reporting on Michael Sam’s NFL locker room shower habits. Bo-ring! How about taking that mic into some WNBA showers for some real action?!?…Catch more from Dave Coombs on Twitter

THE “DUMMY OF THE WEEK” CANDIDATES…

Werth

NUMBER ONE: Oprah, for crying like such a baby when she took the ALS Ice Water Challenge. Toughen up, sister!…NUMBER TWO: Nats’ outfielder Jayson Werth (inset), busted doing 105 MPH in a 55. Lame. Five more MPHs and he could’ve DOUBLED the speed limit. Go big or go home, dude!…NUMBER THREE: The Flyers’ organist, for playing “The Stripper” for female contestants playing the between-periods Shoot the Puck game in Philadelphia! Critics are up in arms, but there’s an easy fix: just make him play the theme from “American Gigolo” for the guys…Catch more from Dave Coombs on Twitter