Dave Coombs' Sports Punch!

HELP ME HELP KIDS…AND WIN!

I’m golfing in a par-3 shootout ALL DAY September 9th, in order to raise money for Todd’s Fund, a great group that helps Central New York kids whose lives have been turned upside down by tragedies.

Please click the link above for info on how to make a small donation. If I reach a total of $1000 by September 9th, I’ll pick THREE donators at random to join me for a day of golf and dinner at a later date. Thanks!

THE “DUMMY OF THE WEEK” NOMINEES…

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NUMBER ONE: Alan Branch, for blowing his shot at the NFL by blowing a big number in a DWI. Right after he vomited out his driver’s side door during a traffic stop! The Buffalo Bills said buh-bye, but at least Branch has his Michigan education to fall back on…NUMBER TWO: Those complaining about grunting at tennis matches…Come on, man! It’s half the reason we’re watching the early rounds of the US Open…NUMBER THREE: ESPN’s Josina Anderson (inset), for reporting on Michael Sam’s NFL locker room shower habits. Bo-ring! How about taking that mic into some WNBA showers for some real action?!?…Catch more from Dave Coombs on Twitter

THE “DUMMY OF THE WEEK” CANDIDATES…

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NUMBER ONE: Oprah, for crying like such a baby when she took the ALS Ice Water Challenge. Toughen up, sister!…NUMBER TWO: Nats’ outfielder Jayson Werth (inset), busted doing 105 MPH in a 55. Lame. Five more MPHs and he could’ve DOUBLED the speed limit. Go big or go home, dude!…NUMBER THREE: The Flyers’ organist, for playing “The Stripper” for female contestants playing the between-periods Shoot the Puck game in Philadelphia! Critics are up in arms, but there’s an easy fix: just make him play the theme from “American Gigolo” for the guys…Catch more from Dave Coombs on Twitter

THE “DUMMY OF THE WEEK” NOMINEES…

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NUMBER ONE: The football players at Air Force, for allegedly using roofies to take advantage of women sexually at a party! If we can’t get good behavior out of our service academy student-athletes, what chance is there for the kids at the big state school factories?…NUMBER TWO: Dustin Johnson (inset), golfer, cocaine and marijuana abuser. And now…home-wrecker! He’s making Tiger Woods look tame on his way to rehab…NUMBER THREE: Ria Buford, for trying to steal a car in Pittsburgh. A police car. With policemen in it. Don’t look now, Danica Patrick’s got competition!…Catch more from Dave Coombs on Twitter

THE “DUMMY OF THE WEEK” CANDIDATES…

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NUMBER ONE: Stephen A. Smith (inset), not just for his insensitive comments about the Ray Rice situation, but for deciding to jump from his cushy job at ESPN and accept a position on satellite radio. We turned him OFF whenever he came on air. Now we don’t have to worry about it anymore!…NUMBER TWO: The Colorado Rockies, for misspelling their star Troy Tulowitzki’s name on the commemorative shirts they handed out at the ballpark on a night in his honor! Wow, good luck to the Rockies’ employee who signed off on the art work for that!…NUMBER THREE: NFL owner Jim Irsay, for attempting to buy loyal fans at the Colts’ training camp by giving out $100 bills! Probably could spend the dough more wisely on another offensive weapon for Andrew Luck…Catch more from Dave Coombs on Twitter